Let Them Eat Fruit!

Its funny when people take you literally. I was at the barbers this morning, always a joy to get my haircut, especially seeing that it is two months since I last had it cut…..My lovely Mohawk had got to the point where my boyfriend was calling it “fluffy”, never a good sign.

Anyway I digress. MOST OF THE TIME!

My barber was chatting about their new apprentice. He sent him out to pick up posh coffee from the local coffee shop. I commented on how nice it was to have someone to do “jobs” for you, with a smirk.

He then told me it wasn’t always a good idea to send a young person out without SPECIFIC instructions. A colleague had sent the apprentice out to get some fruit for his lunch. He asked him to get a banana, and apple and one more piece of fruit. The apprentice duly put on his coat and went to pick up the lunches.

He came back with a banana, an apple and……………A LEMON!
A LEMON! just the kind of fruit that you sit there and eat: a LEMON lol

Bless him, unfortunately the barber didn’t eat it…..he should have sent him back to the shop for a bottle of Gin and a bottle of tonic, to go with the lemon!

SO a word of advice….when sending someone shopping for your lunch BE SPECIFIC! or you might end up feeling SOUR!

by Randy Wornhole


About rhythmtherapy

I am incurable, I don't have an infection apart from my rather, sick at times, sense of humour. I see the funny side of most of life and am the QUEEN of inuendo. I make no apologise for swearing as I find it adds real passion to what I say.
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6 Responses to Let Them Eat Fruit!

  1. That made me laugh! It can go wrong in other ways too, such as the mechanic who’s asked to ensure a viscous coupling is properly sorted out…

    On the bright side at least he didn’t come back with a durian, which tastes brilliant but would have stunk the place out for the rest of the day.

    • I’m sure my boyfriend wouldn’t mind sorting my viscous coupling…..sounds great.
      Not heard of a Durian……..sounds bizzarre something that tastes great but smells aweful………trying not to cast a pun at this…lol

  2. misspinkles says:

    great one – that made me laugh out loud!

  3. Am afraid I would have made him eat it himself then next time he may have slapped himself awake before entering the fruit shop, I have one just like that at the moment.
    If I had any hair I would have pulled it out by now, infact he’s so stupid he’s making everyone else stupid with him. God, who put young people on this earth lol.
    Love your writing x Keeping me laughing.

    • LOL bless em…its the lost look on their faces that make me laugh most….absolutely NO understanding why we get mad with them lol. Its not so much a case of “The lights are on but noone’s home”. Its more like “There isn’t even any electric to the house”. lol Thanks x

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