Ok so the heading may not draw your attention straight away, the subject may seem odd for a gay man to comment on, but I can’t help thinking the creative types are off their rockers.
The latest advert to catch my attention is the one that claims:
“What do you notice about me first? My eyes? ………” then it goes on to say ” It won’t be my bladder weakness” LOL
I understand that it is a delicate subject for those that may suffer from it, I’m not taking the piss out of the sufferers, (pun intended) I’ll leave that to the ultra absorbent rolled up pieces of cotton wool stuck in the knickers. It’s the advertisers that make me laugh, without their product I would obviously notice that the floor is wet around the woman dancing in the green dress to match her stunning green eyes.
I do begin to wonder which product a woman would go for first, if she has more than one problem in that area? According to all the adverts that are emblazoned across the TV every night, women either have a problem with: constantly leaking; fungal infections; yeast build up; odour control; constantly bleeding; or last but not least, itching! And then men wonder why their female partners aren’t constantly ready for sex like they are!
Some of the older adverts implied that you could do all sorts of sports wearing their sanitary product. Amazing, I might start wearing one to see if it helps me play tennis or basket ball. If they did help, I’m sure that games at school would have been a much happier affair for me.