It has been said that “clothes maketh the man”, Mmmmm yes well, not quite sure what that makes me then. I wouldn’t class myself as a cross dresser…apart from when I can’t find a clean pair of socks or pants in my drawer, apart from the fact that I think women’s style shoes and clothes are much more exciting and creative than men’s. Take for instance, the lovely stilletoe shoe: makes the wearer’s calves look firm, upright, strong and elegant. Men’s brown brogues on the other hand are about as exciting as watching static on a tv, as as sexually exciting as a bowl of cold baked beans.
Men and their underwear….don’t even get me started on that subject! Well ok then:
Men and their underwear is such a strange relationship. Many of them wear things that are so drab, you wouldn’t even use them as a duster. Baggy Boxers look about as sexy as an old flour sack. They give no support, show no definition whatsoever. Many of these men don’t understand that their partners would like to see them in sexy underwear too, not like Mr Beckham who is reported to wear his wife’s scimpy knickers.
Lets face it guys, you always enjoy a meal if its served up on nice china plates in a nice atmosphere. A present always looks more expensive and exciting when it has nice wrapping to rip off…..GUYS! The same can be said for your fun bits too.
Oh well, rant over, time to polish my black patent 7 1/2 inch stilletoes, and where are those tighty whities?